How would you die if you were in Prehistory?

• 1. In your tribe... What is your function?

  • I'm a hunter.
  • I'm the leader.
  • I'm a explorer.
  • I'm a farmer.
  • I'm a defender of my people. A warrior.
  • I usually do nothing. I like to everybody do the stuff for me.

• 2. You've founded some plants that look edible but you're not sure. What must you do?

  • I eat them anyway.
  • I let them there. They could be poisonous.
  • I bring them to the tribe's shaman to be sure.
  • I give them to one of my partners, if he doesn't die I'll eat too.
  • I know every single plant, please, there's nothing to worry about.
  • Vegetables? PUAJ! I only eat meat.

• 3. Do you hunt to eat?

  • Of course. There's nothing like fresh meat.
  • Only if there's no other alternative.
  • There is no choice. I have to feed my people.
  • NEVER! Hunting is murder!
  • I let others do the heavy work, but afterwards, I eat the best part of it.
  • There's no need for that. I know how to farm everything I could need.

• 4. Someone threats you and your family.

  • It's a dead man.
  • I threat him better. He will never dare to harm me.
  • HE'S COMING FOR ME! AAAAAAAH.
  • I runaway. Fast. Far away.
  • I talk with my partners to give him a lesson he'll never forget.
  • I try to persuade him not to harm me.

• 5. Everyone in your tribe...

  • ... admires your strength
  • ... knows how dangerous you could be with your spear.
  • ... hates you because you're better than them.
  • ... wants to know your hunting secrets.
  • ... ignores you. YOU'RE SO ALONE.
  • ... thinks you're... Well. Quite weird.

• 6. You get lost in the forest.

  • Oh, well. That's fine. I'm the best explorer of all. I can survive for years here.
  • WHAT WAS THAT? OMG. OMG. I'M GONNA DIEEEEEEEE.
  • I'm going to need water. And some food. Let's do this.
  • I have to come back with my people. They need me.
  • Is that moss? Oh. What's a blessing! The tribe is this way.
  • I have my weapon. That's all I need. Nobody will dare to fight me.

• 7. You want to have children... Who should you choose for that purpose?

  • The one who looks better. I want a pretty mop of hair in my partner.
  • The one who smells better. I love the smell of sweat in the morning.
  • The one who fights better. We will need to protect our baby.
  • The leader's daughter. This is how I'll get everybody's recognition.
  • My best friend's wife. Oh. But before that I'd have to kill him... What a pity.
  • I don't even care. I just wanna ****.

• 8. If you could wish for anything what would it be?

  • My own flint. I WAN TO SEE EVERYTHING GET BUNRT!
  • The most powerful speal ever made. No prey is going to get away anymore.
  • A big flock of sheep. My family'll never be hungry again.
  • A secure cover. I'll be protected from any beast.
  • The strenght to lead my tribe. If they want it or not.
  • The knowledge to guide my people and develope our culture.